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I was in the gent's facilities in work- they've fitted a new toilet suite.
I needed to pass water, so to speak, and while the activity was in full flow I felt my face getting droplets on it. The design of the urinal is such that splashback can occur at higher pressures.
I was very displeased, as you can imagine.

However, shortly afterwards I found that one eye was swelling and painful, and now I can't see properly.

Do you think I have a peepee eye claim?

tony.mon wrote:I was in the gent's facilities in work- they've fitted a new toilet suite.
I needed to pass water, so to speak, and while the activity was in full flow I felt my face getting droplets on it. The design of the urinal is such that splashback can occur at higher pressures.
I was very displeased, as you can imagine.

However, shortly afterwards I found that one eye was swelling and painful, and now I can't see properly.

Do you think I have a peepee eye claim?

Grrrrrrooooooaaaaaannnnnnnn!

OH my god I have just lost the will to live....

Have you looked where you last had it?

tony.mon wrote:Have you looked where you last had it?

Yeah it was there just before I read your peepee eye joke...

Isn't rust ironic?

I had a stew and dumplings for lunch yesterday.
I understand the "lings" principle well enough, eg. ducklings are small ducks, ducks are big ducklings.

My dumplings were quite large, and I feel a little queasy this morning.

I bought some peanut brittle.
On the packet it said "may contain nuts".

May?


MAY?
if it didn't, it would just be "brittle".

Madness.

Whats the difference between Knowledge and wisdom!



knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit bowl.

I want to get a canary and call it Richard.

Met my 16 year old daughters boyfriend yesterday for the first time .

Yes I had a "chat" with him .
He put his hand out to greet me ,
I grabbed his nuts in a tight grip as said "go anywhere near my daughter with them and I'll take them off you"
Strangely he never spoke a word for the rest of the meeting .

Dads got to do what a dads got to do .

nice one............ best way is to shoot first and ask questions later

AMCQ46 wrote:nice one............ best way is to shoot first and ask questions later

Yeah well Lloydies used to that according to Mrs Lloydie...

Oi ! I'm going to have words with her . She's not meant to say stuff like that :-(

lloydie wrote:Met my 16 year old daughters boyfriend yesterday for the first time .

Yes I had a "chat" with him .
He put his hand out to greet me ,
I grabbed his nuts in a tight grip as said "go anywhere near my daughter with them and I'll take them off you"
Strangely he never spoke a word for the rest of the meeting .

Dads got to do what a dads got to do .

You've a bit of a fetish for young lads' balls

Let's hope I don't start a collection !