APC couriers...
They were paid by a bloke on E bay who charged me for delivery, to deliver a parcle... First call 13/3/18 fekin a week ago Tues...Despite notes left on the door the ejit bloody driver faield on two more occasions to leave the package...
Turns out APC's policy is not to deliver at a neighbours unless specifically given instruction from the sender.
So after various phone calls to the depot I had to specifiy a door number for where I wanted it left...OK except that the driver did't get that particular memo...Two more failed delivery attempts & that doesn't include the two times it didn't go on the van...
So in the end I had to go & get the bloody thing... The box looks as if they have been playing football with it...well I hope they broke their bloody toes...It's a swingarm so If they kicked that wrong it's gonna hurt...

Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...