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I'm at work from 07:00 to 18:00 might see if I can slip away early on Monday ;)

I know, I am a useless Essex Womble!

Jamoi wrote:I'm at work from 07:00 to 18:00 might see if I can slip away early on Monday ;)

I know, I am a useless Essex Womble!

Your working then.

You kept that quiet, we've all been feeling sorry for you being out of work.

I demand a return of at least 50% of the sympathies I've given you.

Yep back with the devil for a bit. I did mention it a week ago!

It's been bit of a blessing, I had the time to apply for some other jobs (non plumbing) and think about what I'd like to do.

It was a bit worrying being off for a couple of weeks not knowing when I'll be earning again.

I can give you a 50% return, but I'm afraid the sympathy time diametric (S.T.D) callendar has devalued since your sympathy was spent, I'll check for up to date info on the S.T.D and will return at it's current value.

What am I on?? need a pint...

has Mac got an STD??? I'm not posting anywhere near him for a bit

BigVeeGrin wrote:has Mac got an STD??? I'm not posting anywhere near him for a bit

I don't think you will catch anything off mac so long as your internet is through an adsl filter?

I remember when it was the latest thing and stood for stood for "subscriber trunk dialling" . all the operators got the push .

BigVeeGrin wrote:has Mac got an STD??? I'm not posting anywhere near him for a bit

Much like the webbed feet & six toes, this STD is a viscous rumour being spread by evil persons whose actions are being noted in an ever thickening little black book.

Come the revolution retribution will be mine.


sounds of pages flicking followed by a pencil scratching as a low mumble calls out the names...Jamie, BGV & Lumpy (inferring that there's still something to catch)...

It wasn't me sir! It was him! (Points at nearest innocent child).

Is there no respect left in the world?


Bloody cat's vomited on a Dalek.

I used to spend most of my time hiding behind the settee, but the cat spends most of his sleeping behind it.

The persons who decided to have a crash that blocked & closed the A2 today. Sat in traffic for over an hour...Grrrrrrr

Still I hope no one was killed.

But the air ambulance was seen on the way.

Didn't even get to see the carnage as all traffic was diverted off the A2.

ferking Tesco's pissed me off today, I drove 15mins to my nearest big Tesco's, just to get my niece a hudl tablet for xmas, went upstairs to the electrical section, couldn't find them anywhere, but on the way up I saw a display on the lower level, so back downstairs I go, get to the display and both hudl's don't work....grrrrrr
when I ask a member of staff where I can buy one, they said upstairs, so off I go again upstairs again, I finally find a very small display with one hudl on it, which works, but its heavily restricted as to what I can access....
so I go to the counter to buy one, only to be met with a queue of ten people and only one member of staff
15 minutes ater I reach the front of the queue, only to be told they're sold out.....FFS cunting bollox fiddler.
a total waste of my time. tescos can stick it up there arses, I've now ordered a asus memo via the internet.

agentpineapple wrote:ferking Tesco's pissed me off today, I drove 15mins to my nearest big Tesco's, just to get my niece a hudl tablet for xmas, went upstairs to the electrical section, couldn't find them anywhere, but on the way up I saw a display on the lower level, so back downstairs I go, get to the display and both hudl's don't work....grrrrrr
when I ask a member of staff where I can buy one, they said upstairs, so off I go again upstairs again, I finally find a very small display with one hudl on it, which works, but its heavily restricted as to what I can access....
so I go to the counter to buy one, only to be met with a queue of ten people and only one member of staff
15 minutes ater I reach the front of the queue, only to be told they're sold out.....FFS cunting bollox fiddler.
a total waste of my time. tescos can stick it up there arses, I've now ordered a asus memo via the internet.

asus one might be a good call as they make the Google Nexus 7 which is superb

If Asus' tablets are anywhere near as good as their motherboards, then that's not a bad move at all AP

well not me but i could tell that Bentley the local great Dane (scooby doo lookalike) was very annoyed with himself .

out walking the man dog over the park earlier today and getting it all dirty again having fun throwing the ball when along came Bentley obviously picking up the cent of man dog being in season tries to mount her but couldnt get down that low ! he tried for 30 minutes then gave up and walked off hanging his head in shame lol.

i was egging him on as i think a little fluffy scooby doo would look hilarious and i could just see the mrs face and reaction (from afar) lol

lloydie wrote:
i was egging him on as i think a little fluffy scooby doo would look hilarious and i could just see the mrs face and reaction (from afar) lol

I'm verging on tears of laughter! Hahahaha

If you get kicked out I'm not letting you have the spare room, you know! Stop trying so hard