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Virt wrote:If you get kicked out I'm not letting you have the spare room, you know! Stop trying so hard

it was bentley that was trying hard lol

Did you put that Viagra your were trying to get rid of into the dog treats you gave Bently?

AMCQ46 wrote:Did you put that Viagra your were trying to get rid of into the dog treats you gave Bently?

i had to give him 2 ! hes like a horse and hung like one too lol

My stupidity. Been running an SQL Query on a server with MySQL installed. Returns the correct information, stick query into PHP and manipulate the return. Easy stuff.

Except the query stopped returning the right data. I've been trying various fixes for this for about 90 minutes, re-importing the db, restarting the server, restarting my WAMP services, running other queries to check they returned fine and that the db hadn't been screwed with before I last exported it...

5 minutes ago I remembered it used a different connection file than any of my other php files... The connection set was set to my local host AFTER being set to the server. I forgot to comment out that bit when I last switched it round..

I feel like I've failed so badly at life.

Virt wrote:My stupidity. Been running an SQL Query on a server with MySQL installed. Returns the correct information, stick query into PHP and manipulate the return. Easy stuff.

Except the query stopped returning the right data. I've been trying various fixes for this for about 90 minutes, re-importing the db, restarting the server, restarting my WAMP services, running other queries to check they returned fine and that the db hadn't been screwed with before I last exported it...

5 minutes ago I remembered it used a different connection file than any of my other php files... The connection set was set to my local host AFTER being set to the server. I forgot to comment out that bit when I last switched it round..

I feel like I've failed so badly at life.

just I annoyed myself because I'm a total wombles wit would suffice

Yeah but I know how you'd all refuse to believe that I could demonstrate such a lack of intelligence! I had to prove to you that even the most perfect of us can make mistakes


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Virt wrote:Yeah but I know how you'd all refuse to believe that I could demonstrate such a lack of intelligence! I had to prove to you that even the most perfect of us can make mistakes


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well, getting your local before your server on your pip whilst under the sql spell sitting your db on a wampish stack was just too much master virt

You're practically a computer genius BVG! It made no sense, you must know you're talking about!


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My nieghbour....until i told him very nicely that if he carried on i'd be more than happy to twist his neck until his head pops off...now i'm not a violent person but when my buttons get pushed too much i bite back...very hard....

tattoo wrote:My nieghbour....until i told him very nicely that if he carried on i'd be more than happy to twist his neck until his head pops off...now i'm not a violent person but when my buttons get pushed too much i bite back...very hard....

Sounds like my man dog ! :-)

I've spent 12-14 hours a day for the last 3 days helping my dad move house .loading unloading the van ,upstairs downstairs :-( Yesterday I was I pain but it's taken me an hour to get out of bed this morning it's really annoying getting older :-(

Putting my washing on and leaving my mobile in my trousers

Watty wrote:Putting my washing on and leaving my mobile in my trousers

That's why women should do housework, so when she washes your phone you have someone to moan at !

My new to me 160 litre corner fish tank has sprung a leak

It's leaking down one of the joins .
Took me hours to fill it with a pint glass too :-(

Time to find out if It can be fixed ?

lloydie wrote:My new to me 160 litre corner fish tank has sprung a leak

It's leaking down one of the joins .
Took me hours to fill it with a pint glass too :-(

Time to find out if It can be fixed ?

Why have something that will potentially flood your house . Lloydie have you informed your home insurance that you have a fishie tank it looks green too