What's annoyed you today??

[grumpyfrog]

Trains: why are they never on time. ....
Crewe station is about to feel my wrath.
can't even have a pint as got to drive when we eventually get in at 10.25..

[tony.mon]

it's really annoying getting older :-(

Er? What do you mean, er?

[tony.mon]

My new to me 160 litre corner fish tank has sprung a leak

I

Time to find out if It can be fixed ?

Silicon sealer. Empty it, dry the area with a hair dryer and push silicon in as hard as you can.
Don't use th B+Q type with anti-mould agent in it, as it will kill the 160 litre corner fish you have that looks like a rock.

[tony.mon]

Why can't you get queen prawns?
I find the king ones a bit chewy, and I like the taste of oestrogen.

the other thing that will probably annoy me today after the hangover has worn off, sometime after lunch tomorrow, is spending three days on preparing a tender, feeling pretty/shitty/stressy- one of those anyway, often all three at once, except the pretty bit, and coughing myself awake every night for two months now, meaning I have no sleep to speak of- if red is fastest I have fast eyes- and then discovering that we submitted it after the deadline because the finance people had finally woken up to the fact that they needed to send in a cash flow forecast with it LIKE IT SAYS IN THE INSTRUCTIONS, meaning that the tender application is excluded, and we now have to wait 3-5 years for another opportunity.

Still, go with the flow, good things come to those who wait for small packages, or something, there's silverfish linings in a bedbugs bite, etc.
, etc.
More beer, Vicar?

[lloydie]

My new to me 160 litre corner fish tank has sprung a leak

I

Time to find out if It can be fixed ?

Silicon sealer. Empty it, dry the area with a hair dryer and push silicon in as hard as you can.
Don't use th B+Q type with anti-mould agent in it, as it will kill the 160 litre corner fish you have that looks like a rock.

Thanks tony just dropped it off at my brothers to be fixed !
It's leaking down the bottom of the front left join as you look at it .
Be a real shame to bin it if it won't seal

[tony.mon]

My new to me 160 litre corner fish tank has sprung a leak

It's leaking down the bottom of the front left join as you look at it .

There's your problem, then, don't look at it and it won't leak.

[Jamoi]

I just got I.D'd to buy some tobacco!

[lloydie]

Yesterday .
Found out the mother In law is coming for crimbo if that isn't bad enough I then found out she's staying for a few days :-( .

Jamio

[agentpineapple]

Wouldn't be so bad if it was jamoi's mum cunning for Christmas.....

[MacV2]

Wouldn't be so bad if it was jamoi's mum cunning for Christmas.....

Freudian slip or just fat fingers Marty...

[MacV2]

Yesterday .
Found out the mother In law is coming for crimbo if that isn't bad enough I then found out she's staying for a few days :-( .

Lloydie answered the door and said, "Not again, you came last Christmas. Here's a fiver, now clear off, and shut the gate on your way out." Slamming the door behind him.

His wife shouted, "Lloyd, stop being horrible to the carol singers, they're only raising money for charity."

He said, "It wasn't them, it was your bloody Mother."

Xmas in the garage then Lloydie ???

[BigVeeGrin]

at least the dog will get hours more playtime with you Lloydie

[Kev L]

Wouldn't be so bad if it was jamoi's mum cunning for Christmas.....

Freudian slip or just fat fingers Marty...

A cunning linguist or cunning stunts??

[tony.mon]

Bloody Christmas in general.
You get a tiny bit of time off, but no businesses are open, so you can't do anything.

The only one I feel sorry for is the Duracell bunny, works overtime on the day trying to power all of the toys that get broken before Boxing day.
The strain in our house was so much that last year she exploded, all we found was this:



I buried it with full military honours under the patio, next to the the M-in-L.
At least it's something to remember her by.

[agentpineapple]

Wouldn't be so bad if it was jamoi's mum cunning for Christmas..... [/

Cunning stunt?

I didn't know you'd met jamoi's mum kev?.....