love story in a mcDonalds

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juliestorm
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love story in a mcDonalds

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>> LOVE STORY IN McDONALDS
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>> A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold
>>winter evening.
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>> They looked out of place amid the young families and young
>>couples eating there that night.
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>> Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could
>>tell what the admirers were thinking:
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>> "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together,
>> probably for 60 years or more!"
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>> The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his
>>order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
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>> The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking
>>food off of the tray.
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>> There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one
>>drink.
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>> The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully
>>cut it in half.
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>> He placed one half in front of his wife.
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>> Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them
>>in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip
>>of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few
>>bites.
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>> Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were
>>saying.
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>> "They were used to sharing everything."
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>> Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't
>>eaten a thing.
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>> She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally
>>sipped some of the drink.
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>> A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them
>>another meal.
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>> The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
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>> As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face
>>neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked
>>again.
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>> After being politely refused again, he finally asked the
>>little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share
>>everything.
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>> What is it that you are waiting for?"
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>> She answered,
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>> "THE TEETH"
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