Subject: Afterlife!!!
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the the first to go, and
true to his word he made contact.
"Mary, Mary."
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all
afternoon. After supper, golf course again, then have sex until late at
night and it starts all over agian the next day."
"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
No
"Not exactly Mary, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk!"
