Un opened xmas pressies

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iggy1966
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Un opened xmas pressies

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I've just dragged the Christmas decorations out of the loft ready to put up when I found an unopened present for my kids from last year. You should have seen their faces when they opened it and found it was a puppy.
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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VTRgirl
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Post by VTRgirl »

That's a shocker, Iggy.


Good one :lol:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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