starting pistol

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lmao_37
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starting pistol

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A man had go to a doctor complaing that he had impudance well the doctor said well i wont give you viggra straight away first off all ill try you with this starting pistol, so when you laying with you wife and you feel you about to cum fire the starting pistol in the air it will stop you cuming.

That night the man is having a 69 with his wife and he felt he was about to cum so he grabbed the starting pistol and fired it in the air.

At the doctors the nextday the man was asked by the doctor ''how did it go'' he well things great having a 69 with the wife and i was about to cum so i fired the starting pistol first thing that happen was my wife sh1t on my face and then the mailman came out of the closet with his hands up''. :D
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