A salesman who is on the road is staying in a futuristic motel. He has an important sales call the next morning, and realising he needs a trim, he calls the desk clerk to inquire whether there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk said, "but down the hall there is a bank of vending machines and one will give you a haircut."
Thoroughly intrigued, the salesman finds the machine, inserts fifty cents, and sticks his head in the opening. The machine starts buzzing and whirring. Fifteen seconds later he pulls out his head and discovers he's just got the best haircut he has ever received.
Two feet away is another machine that says MANICURES 50 cents, and the salesman thinks, "Why not?" So he pays the money, inserts his hands into the slot, and out they come with a terrific
manicure.
The next machine has a big sign: THIS MACHINE DOES WHAT MEN NEED MOST WHEN AWAY FROM THEIR WIVES. The salesman looks both ways, unzips his fly, inserts his doodle, and puts in the fifty
cents. The machine buzzes away as the guy screams in excruciating pain. Fifteen seconds later it stops. He pulls out his doodle with trembling hands, and stares at the button sewed to the tip.
The Travelling Salesman
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The Travelling Salesman
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