Woman going to jump off a cliff in the west of Scotland, sailor says don't do it I'll stow you away on the ship and we can start a new life in America. Three weeks later she is found and brought before the captain, he asks "what are you doing on my ship" she replies one of your sailors is stowing me away to America, he brings me 3 meals a day and in return I let him f--- me.
The captain replies..
Oh he's f'ing you alright, this is the Dunoon ferry!
Salty Sailor
Salty Sailor
Rich.
