Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
> mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
> free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in
> the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: 'Hello'
>
> WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
>
> MAN: 'Yes'
>
> WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
> leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy
> it?'
>
> MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
>
> WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
> saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
>
> MAN: 'How much?'
>
> WOMAN: '£390,000'
>
> MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the
> options.'
>
> WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I
> wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
> £2,950,000' for it.
>
> MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
> £2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go
> the extra £150,000 if it's really a pretty good
> price.'
>
> WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
> much!'
>
> MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
> staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
>
> He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs
> to?'
>
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
She's my idea of beauty and thats what I ride.
