Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:07 am
We have to put up with this prat on the TV/News/Radio/in media sources generally for the next month 
Damn you Jackson!
Damn you Jackson!Page 1 of 2
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:09 am
Nothing like a bit of ambulance chasing............just been into HMV, the racks by the doors as you walk in are filled with jacko cd's and the music is blaring out. The guy's only been dead for 12 hours ffs.
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:18 am
Oh, and what's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Ferguson will still play Giggs in August.
Ferguson will still play Giggs in August.
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:39 am
I've had 23 already today 
First one was at 6.30am 
First one was at 6.30am Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:14 pm
The coroner has not officially reported the facts yet, but apparently he has speculated that Michael Jacksons death could be blamed on:
(a) sunshine
(b) moonlight
(c) good times
(d) boogie
(a) sunshine
(b) moonlight
(c) good times
(d) boogie
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:23 pm
Michael Jackson's personal belongings are to be auctioned off to pay his outstanding tax bill. Gary Glitter has bid $1M for his computer
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:27 pm
The reports of his heart attack are false.......apparently he was found in the childrens ward after a stroke.
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:59 pm
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:40 pm
As you may also know, Farrah Fawcett died yesterday too. In heaven St Paul said that G*d had given her one wish as to what she could have changed on earth. She wished for all the little children to be safe and then ' whoosh'!!! Michael Jackson is standing next to her!!!!!!
OR
Michael Jackson is to be made in to carrier bags. That way he can still be white, made of plastic and stay dangerous to children!!!
Dreadful eh
OR
Michael Jackson is to be made in to carrier bags. That way he can still be white, made of plastic and stay dangerous to children!!!
Dreadful eh
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:41 pm
ACE ONE !!!!
Michael Jackson is to be made in to carrier bags. That way he can still be white, made of plastic and stay dangerous to children!!!
I will have to put one of those carrier bags away as it might be worth something lol
Jim.
Michael Jackson is to be made in to carrier bags. That way he can still be white, made of plastic and stay dangerous to children!!!
I will have to put one of those carrier bags away as it might be worth something lol
Jim.
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:02 am
It's quite ironic really...
She always played with major's and he always played with minor's...
She always played with major's and he always played with minor's...
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:25 am
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:58 am
Cupasoop !! Thats the funniest thing i've seen in ages...A CLASSIC 
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:25 am
I wont bore you with the deatils but we have to wear white inner gloves during Nuclear Bio annual testing and loads right handers have mysteriously vanished........I wonder why
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:58 pm
I love the way that the media is telling us that we will be mourning him for ages. I won't. Couldn't give a toss. Good jokes y'all, keep em coming