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You old fecker

Have a good day

Cheers Bud,
All insults greatly appreciated, but nothing too clever or I won't understand it at my age
Oh! and don't forget to write slowly and clearly to aid the processing time

Pete.l

Happy Bday Pete

Hope you've had a good'un

happy birthday mate, another year older and not wiser...

Happy birthday dude have a few for me

Happy Birthday Pete

I hope you have a good one mate

Chris.

Happy birthday also from me, hope you have a fantastic time

Cheers All
Much Appreciated
Kaz, funny you should mention that. I just picked up my first pair of reading glasses last week

Birthday Shag...Birthday Shag
No one ever told me about birthday shag entitlements before

I'll have you know, I get it once a year whether I want it or not! Thank you very much

Pete

Hiccy Burpday Pete

Welcome to the mid 40's mate (War's nearly over)

Sex is over rated Or at least that's what the wife says


Sex is OK but you can't beat the real thing!

Mmmm warm apple pie!

What's a Forum H&S Officer do anyway?

Have a good one Pete

Happy Birthday Pete,

Still older than me..............just!!!

Unfortunately it is an undocumented law. Had it been documented i would have got more than 1 shag in 10 years!!

Probably for the best. If it had been documented the wife would have wanted half of it in the settlement and you'd be right back where you started
Which brings me nicely onto RedstormV

Sex is OK but you can't beat the real thing!

LOL I don't quite know how to answer this without incriminating myself

Well folks, it just so happens it was our works X-mas do last night as well as my birthday
I seem to remember thanking the management for throwing me such a nice party and thanking all the staff for coming. I even told them we should do it all again next year Guess the beer had done it's trick
The Mrs told me I've had me shag, and apparently I was very good but now I have to go out and buy her something nice???
Do these women make it up as they go along I ask myself.

Oh! and apparently I'm no Mike Owen and I'm not going to score a hat trick????

Don't know where that came from??? I think she's making it up.

Pete.l

Happy Birthday Pete.

When you're 60 you'll be 78% as old as I will/would be and gaining fast

Jaglifter wrote:Happy Birthday Pete.

When you're 60 you'll be 78% as old as I will/would be and gaining fast

Oh Sh!t!
No one told me there was going to be a maths test. I was hoping I could just bumble along and wing it Jeez this 44 lark is getting more complicated by the minute :wink2 Thanks Jag

Timbo, me old mucker. Have I told you yet how nice your new Avatar is looking?