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After 2 yrs of younger lads at work raving about the magic blue pill I thought I would give it a whirl. I visited a country recently where you can buy it over the counter so I thought f*** it, lets have a laugh. I have no medical condition to warrant taking the stuff but I am a clown.

PLS NOTE* For anyone who suffers from a medical condition that may truly need V, I am not taking the pi**. It was just an experiment :wink2

Here are my findings.....

1. It makes you flushed in the face and feel hot as hell so my advice is, if you have a dodgy ticker dont mess with it. I bought a pack of 4 and I have now taken 3 so I am now used to the hot flushes.

2. If you have had lots of food, take it an hour/ish before you intend to play

3. The myth about walking around with a stalk on for 8 hours is false but it does last for about 9 hours and if you even look at it it starts to party .

4. Dont tell the missus as it makes it more fun

5. You can flick housebricks with it once its on song

6. You will feel like a teenager again as an accidental rub will make a tent of your tracky bottoms

7. Great sex.....no I mean great sex.....did I say great sex

8. For gods sake make sure you're odds on to get it before you pop the bloody thing otherwise you will have to lock yourself away in a room with access to the internet or mags for some time

9. As with all prescription drugs read the label before use

Hope this review helps someone or clears up any questions one may have.
Are there any more guys (or girls) who have had experiences with this stuff?

nope never tried it but if you send me your last pill i'll write a review

Don't take it before a trip on yer bike either, that would cause problems

If your out with Beamish and see a £20 note on the floor.....just walk on by. Bending over to pick it up could be dangerous.....

So if I put some in my master cylinder would it give me a stiffer lever feel on the brakes>?...............well that is a reference to the thread I was writing when you were writing this masterpiece
.......I must remember that the internet is not for research on brakes!

I have to admit a couple of years ago, I tried some Viagra copies that were prescribed to a mate down the pub, and can confirm 4) and 7) on your list.

But next day I had a headache from hell..............poetic justice for all the days the wife claims a headache to avoid sex!
I only told her about the pills 2 days after..........she has barred me from taking the other one as we cant afford another new ironing board

Is this the start of a new series of threads where unusual products get road tested?.............what next

do they have a shelf life?????

dave-sp2 wrote:do they have a shelf life?????

No, they just sit there, doing nothing.

VTR Marmite wrote:Don't take it before a trip on yer bike either, that would cause problems

It could be advantageous; you could use the old boy to stop you sliding forward and crushing your balls, could be painful if you brake too hard and bent it in half

had it once about 2006

made the lights seem very intence and some what pink lookin

flushed and hot

massive wood!

last's for ever, evan when wanting it to go

heart rate through the roof

i had it in jelly form, which i can tell you now tates like sh1t

takes around half hour or more for it to take effect

Timbo wrote:Next time you go to "that place", can you get me some?

+1

in 2006 i wasnt twelve

i would have been 20 or 21

wouldnt of mided having some of that when i was 12,

Turns the stairs light's off, ......Grab a hold of this ladies, its the bansiter!

Timbo wrote:Next time you go to "that place", can you get me some?

I paid through the nose for em but I wanted to try the genuine article before any copies. Lads at work pay rock all for them(excuse the pun )

Zakalwe wrote:If your out with Beamish and see a £20 note on the floor.....just walk on by. Bending over to pick it up could be dangerous.....

Mate, even the dog was looking nervous

Blimey Jim All the stories I've heard about viagra must be true then.
I think 1/8 of a tablet at a time would be enough for me

Chris.

PS. Apparently you can get viagra in liquid form, a couple of drops in your eyes and you look hard

I'll get my coat