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Granty
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This is probably old, but then so am I!

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I got a new car radio yesterday, and it has very sensitive voice recognition.
You say "soul" and it searches for a soul station and starts playing soul music.
You say "rock" and it plays rock and roll.
You say "country" and it finds country music.
Unfortunately some children ran in front of my car, causing me to swerve & brake to avoid a hitting them, and I yelled out "F***ing kids!!".
Now all it will play is Michael Jackson
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Post by iggy1966 »

I like that .... A Lot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by Granty »

Hi Iggy

Praise indeed coming from a jokemeister like yourself!

I'd like to claim responsibility, but alas I'm not the author

By the way do you know Michael Jackson the plumber from Plymouth too? (legal disclaimer type statement)
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MJ

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tickled me too.
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Post by simon t »

One of my staff is Michael Jackson, Loughborough Markets Officer. Short, bald, with a Burnley accent. Isn't plastic surgery brilliant?
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