young police officer out one night when he sees two tramps in an alley. On closer look, he sees one is knelt on the ground, trousers round his ankles, the other tramp is thrusting two fingers up his ass.
the cop is disgusted and shouts at the tramps, "what the hell ae you doing"
The tramp says "its my mate officer, he's had too much to drink and I'm making him sick."
Sticking two fingers up his butt isn't going to make him sick........
No says the tramp........but
they will when I put them in his mouth.