Desert Island

[iggy1966]

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 German woman.
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.
2 English men and 1 English woman.
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman.
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.
2 American men and 1 American woman.
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman.
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman.
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following things have occurred.

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another
long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry
and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to obtain employees for their
store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the
American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees
make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated
her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
improving.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men.
Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But they're
satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.