A bit lame.... sorry

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iggy1966
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A bit lame.... sorry

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An elderly couple were child hood sweethearts,had married and setled
down in their neighbourhood and are celebrating their 60th wedding
aniversary.
They walk down the street to their old school.There they hold hands as
they find the old desk they had shared and where he had carved"i love
you sally"
On the way back home, a bag of money falls out the back of an armoured
car practically at their feet.....she quickly picks it up, but they
dont know what to do with it, so they take it home.
Once there they count the money and its fifty thousand dollars.... the
husband says "we gotta give it back"..... she says "finders keepers",
puts the money back in the bag and puts it in the attic.
The next day 2 FBI officers are going from door to door in the
neighborhood looking for the money and show up at the couples door.
They say pardon me but did either of you find any money that fell
from the back of an armoured truck yesterday, she says "No".... the
husband says "she's lying she put it up in the attic".....she says"
dont believe him he is going senile".... but the agents sit the
man down and begin to question him....one says"okay lets start from
the begining"..... the old man says "sally and i were walking home
yesterday from school".....The other FBI agent looks at his partner
and says "we're outta here"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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