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.....in the afterlife that is.....not that I belive in the after life that is......


No seriously, below is a link to register as an organ doner, years ago I got the card but having moved a few times & the card disintergrating over time thought I would sign up on line.

However I croak, seems to be a bit of a waste just to burn me inards if they can/will help someone in need have a better life after I've gone.

Someday, someone you know or love, life's may depend on reciving a donated organ.

Also if you belive in reincarnation it must be better than coming back as a dog or cat.



http://www.organdonation.nhs.uk/ukt/how ... onsent.jsp

Been one for around 13 years IIRC.

They can do what they want with me when I've snuffed it. It'll all be useless to me-might as well benifit someone else if possible.

after my last ding, when i sued the council, i thought it was pretty tasteless of them to send me a donor card lol
i already have one btw...
some lucky recipient is going to wake up, look down and think they won the fkin lottery lol

a vampire van used to come to the works where i first served my time as a toolsetter... if we went to give blood we could go home in the afternoon, so i obviously bought it.
i tried to be brave as they pricked my finger and asked me general questions, then was led to a bed thing and made to lie down by a neanderthal nurse with a smile like a derelict graveyard...
she said you will feel a little scratch....


i looked down and there was a fkin car aerial hanging out of my arm emptying me into a hoooj bloodbag
anyway, when i was sufficiently drained, they said cos it was my first time i had to sit for a while and they made me a cup of tea & had some biccies, chatting to a middle aged lady.....
next thing BANG, she's gone,, keeled over backwards off these bench things and was on her back with her legs in the air i could see the vin plate & everything lol

the lads wouldn't let me live it down for ages lol, said i'd shagged her when she was unconscious...
i said no, she was awake when i started, it happens all the time lol

so we went the horse & jocket for a few pints & game of pool straight after - jeez i was mashed lol!
value!

but next time they came around, when they pricked my finger and asked about meds, i said yes, i had paracetamol & hayfever tabs this morning plus im on antibiotics....
i still got the day off lol

I have one too, as I am humanist I don't believe in any afterlife, once you die that is it, so anyone can have my bits (poor sods).

registered when i got my licence when i was 16, anybody is welcome to what i have once im done with it.

yep there welcome to my bits, although they aint gonna be much use by the time ive finished with em!!