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.....can expect to hear once or twice during Operation Storm 2010 Meetup.

Nice to meet you at long last!

Thanks for the bits/help/advice.....

Which way?

Ohh me butt/Piles/Wrists/Back..(deleat as ness)

Are we there yet?

I need fule!

''Wots that ya say? (Long ride, loud cans ect..)

Mines a pint.

Tony! Shut the f**k up with the snoring!!

I can't eat that, its got lettuce in it! (Timbo)

Mins a pint.

The band were good......Pardon?

Who farted?

BAHHHHHH!....Benny NOOOOOOOO!

Mis a pnt!

Burrrrrrrp!

Ohhh me head!!

ppphhhhhtttttt!

Any one got a spare pair of kecks I can borrow?

Theres no bog paper left.........

Great Road man!!

'' ....then I lost the front but managed to save it with me knee/elbow/shoulder.'' (Deleat depending on beer consumption)

I need to stop for fule.

Which way?

Mines a pint.

Salad again!!

You said left, ya knob head!

Stop for fule I must.

Great ride, just look at all those squashed flies!

Wheres me polish?

Pint please.

Pint Please.

Fule need must!!!



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Some things you might not hear on Operation Storm 2010..........


Hello Seb, how are you?

Nice trainers Dude!

I'll have the salad please.

Yeah, 50 to the gallon!

Yeah fine no aches at all.

Oh yeah I swear by Preperation H.

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What ever you hear, or say, have a great Time. 8 days & counting.

Some things etc...

Funny, but although it pains me to say it, my red one IS slower than your Yellow/Teal/orange/white/black/Repsol one (delete as appropriate)

And then I heard this horrible noise from the engine, but it wasn't the CCT's

No, I hate it. Preferred my old Fizzie, TBH.

Apart from the starting issue, it actually runs better on Diesel.

Don't see many with Aircon, though, do you?

That 14volt battery seems to have improved things.

I like it better with the timing 180 degrees out.

Once I found out from the seller that it was the ACTUAL ONE that Colin won the championship on, I could see why it was worth the £10,000.- Just couldn't resist....

Oiling the brake rotors stops them rusting, though, and they last SOOO much longer......

Tony wrote, trying to be funny I asume?

''Funny, but although it pains me to say it, my red one IS slower than your Yellow/Teal/orange/white/black/Repsol one (delete as appropriate)''

Oi Mons!

Don't Dis the RED man!

Just coz your Bannana flavourd one looks more like a 2 week old bannana with loads of mankey black bits on it!

Any way ''Ole Red'' does 180.......down hill (a very steep one that is)(possibly a cliff in fact).....with a tailwind (a very strong one that is)(I mean a hurricane)...... & with someone else on it( someone mad that is).

I got a red one.................

Soutie wrote:I got a red one.................

You might wana call the Doctors then, that just ani't normal!

MacV2 wrote:
Any way ''Ole Red'' does 180.......down hill (a very steep one that is)(possibly a cliff in fact).....with a tailwind (a very strong one that is)(I mean a hurricane)...... & with someone else on it( someone mad that is).

Ah, the joys of kilometer clocks........

Soutie wrote:I got a red one.................

Mine used to be red

MacV2 wrote:
Oi Mons!

Don't Dis the RED man!

My fulsome apology; I had no idea that you were originally an American Indian.

In the interests of equality, and to celebrate diversity in all its many hues and opinions, let's light up a peace pipe in your wigwam when our paths next cross.

(holds up hand in gesture of unarmed peace)
May your squaws bear you many children, and your children kill many bears.
May your squaws bear your weight (but not speak it) and not keep you waiting.
May comes after April, who showers until June.

tony.mon wrote:

MacV2 wrote:
Oi Mons!

Don't Dis the RED man!

My fulsome apology; I had no idea that you were originally an American Indian.

In the interests of equality, and to celebrate diversity in all its many hues and opinions, let's light up a peace pipe in your wigwam when our paths next cross.

(holds up hand in gesture of unarmed peace)
May your squaws bear you many children, and your children kill many bears.
May your squaws bear your weight (but not speak it) and not keep you waiting.
May comes after April, who showers until June.

Tony,
your apology would have been most welcome & fully accepted & I would have been more than happy to have shared a peace pipe or three with you, however you have disrespected my peoplels much further with the coment ''originally an American Indian.'' My indigenous brothers will be round later, on the warpath with tomahawks & flaming arows at the ready. you may have time to put your cars in a deffensive circle on the driveway. I have told them not to be disapoionted on the scalp front though. Best go have a shot or two of firewater.











Update.....things are running a bit late i'm affraid cheif Blackfoot's horse Stormhawk needs to stop for hay, again, & that pillock tracker heap big TomTomGarmin has got them lost again!

Benny Hedges wrote on ''Operation Storm The Aftermath''

''funny as crouton, tony snoring like crouton at 3am on friday, marlbro tried to record the noise and staggerd over, fell on top of tonys tent, and he didnt even wake up!!!''


Well thats one on the list that I got (almost) right then!