> Two Dogs
>
> Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the
> other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
> "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might
> as well do as the Americans do."
> Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and
> they both walk towards the cart.
>
> "Two dogs, please," says one.
> The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in
> foil and hands them over the counter.
> Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their
> "dogs."
> The mother superior is first to open hers.
> She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to
> the other nun and whispers cautiously:
> "What part did you get?"
>