A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to
get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from
his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the
driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks
away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat
would always beat him home. At last he decided to
drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he
thought was a safe distance from his home and left the
cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is
the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch
on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"