> A blind man sitting in a bar clears his throat and starts to tell a blonde
> joke.
>
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
> voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
> think it's fair - given that you are blind - that you know five
> things: #1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. #2 - The bouncer is a
> blonde girl. #3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black
> belt in karate. #4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
> professional weight lifter. #5 - The lady to your right is a blonde
> and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister.
> Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
> "Well, no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Another Blonde joke
Another Blonde joke
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."