Farmers 2 daughters

[marksmiffy]

A strict farmer had 2 daughters ...One day there was a knock on the door and the farmer went to the door with his shotgun and opened the door and a young man said " My name's Lance , and i've come to take Nance to the dance if i get chance"...Farmer said " ok be back by 12 o clock or i'll blow ya balls off....As promised Nance was returned by midnight....Next day there was a knock at the dor and the farmer went to the door with his shotgun and a young man said " My nae's Joe and i've come to take Flo to the show if she'll go"...Farmer said " ok be back by 12 o clock or i'll blow ya balls off"...As promised Flo was back before 12 and there was no problem....Next day another knock on the door and the Farmer went to the door with his shotgun and opened the door and a young man said " My name's Tucker".....So the farmer shot him !