Women who read.

[iggy1966]

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake,the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance,anchors, and
continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden
in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning,
Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, [thinking "Isn't
it obvious?"]

You're in a restricted fishing area," he
informs her.

I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm
reading."

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. . . .
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think