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cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Tue May 25, 2004 11:36 am

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "b8stard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and b8stard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my Richard".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and Richard mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "sh1t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "wombles" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and b8stard, put your Richard and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh1t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen wombles the turkey!

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Tue May 25, 2004 3:20 pm

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Tue May 25, 2004 3:53 pm

I'm only filling in till you get back to posting your jokes.

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Tue May 25, 2004 4:12 pm

Fair comment Cupa

In a bit of a lull at the moment nothing good for ages, will see what I can come up with.

Ian

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Tue May 25, 2004 4:16 pm

can i fill in?whats the most clever thing that s ever come out of a womans mouth?...........einsteins rock!ok?