A man says to.......
A man says to.......
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still wombles talking aren't you?"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."