Had a quick shimmy down the title list and there seems to be a dire lack of jokes about old Whitney.
What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
What's black, lies on the floor, will always love you and has white stuff around it's nose?
A border collie.
Isn't it ironic, Whitney used to advertise Pepsi and spends all the cash on Coke!