How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do men pay more for car insurance?
Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Why do women call it PMS?
Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
Last one....
How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a chipolata, it's not time.
One liners - do not take offence (Kaz)!
One liners - do not take offence (Kaz)!
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