Bloke out on his Firestorm gets a pull from the boys in Blue for speeding.
Copper is writing the details and asks.
Q Occupation???
A Arsehole stretcher
Q Arsehole stretcher!! Whats one of those??
A Well, I put my fingers up a blokes butt and stretch and stretch and
stretch until I get an arsehole thats 6 foot long.
TheCopper asks: and what do you do with a 6 foot arsehole.
Firestorm Owner: Stick him behind a tree with a radar gun.
