Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it
comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not
confused emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to
rememberis that you just do whatever he tells you without question.
Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem
strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two minutes is good.
Anything under that and you may be rushing your man. After your man
has finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you
suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another
activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of
consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal thoughts
with his buddies. Don't feel left out-while he's gone you can busy yourself by
doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out
to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is "afterplay?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his
manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you
to do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making
him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers or leaving him alone to
sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the chipolata matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect
male chipolata measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely
rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over,
you should go down on your knees and thank you lucky stars and do
everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his
apartment and buying him an expensive gift.