guy walks up to a bar and orders a pint of bitter. barman says "certainly, we have whitbread, robinsons, tetleys and boddingtons". "i'll have a whitbread please", says the punter.
so the guy's sat there supping his pint when a huge black woman comes and sits next to him, before unleashing a massive fart. "'scuse me", says the guy, "did you just fart in ma whitbread?" "no" says the bird..."i'm tessa sanderson".......
A bit of an oldie
A bit of an oldie
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STEVESTORM
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older than the queen
That came out after the 1986 olympics and wasn't funny then. 'Unless spoken in a Jim Davidson stylie.'
Re: older than the queen
Not funny?? You must be joking!STEVESTORM wrote:That came out after the 1986 olympics and wasn't funny then. 'Unless spoken in a Jim Davidson stylie.'
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tony.wilde1
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mixed up
i think something got mixed up......
chalky goes into a bar..says..pint of beer please...barman says..whitbread?..chalky says..yes ..2 slices
chalky goes into a bar..says..pint of beer please...barman says..whitbread?..chalky says..yes ..2 slices