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Hi everybody my names Frank & I live in the Mac cave along side his gorgeous Red Storm.

I understand that I got a mention on another post, something to do with some geezer called Sperv or some such talking about how fast the Red ones were compared to his silver one, anyway thought I'd hijack matey's log in have a quick 8 step around the keys & introduce myself.

Now it would be a bit silly to think that I own a Storm as I would have a bit of difficulty operating the controls & stuff also bit of a lack of funds to buy one If I'm honest, did try getting some dosh off a bank manager once, he wasn't a very nice man at all, lots f screaming & he tried to whack me with a rolled up Financial Times!

Anyway I have hitched a ride or two with Mac & I really enjoy being out on the bike with him, the roar of those cans, the wind in me legs. Trouble is sometimes well quite often as it happens I do find it very difficult to hang on, despite all my spidey powers n stuff. So I was wondering if any of you kind gents out there could pop round on a blue or at a push a silver one & take me for a ride now & again?

I can spin up a nice web between your forks or in that silly little fake air scoop thing on the fairing & i'll be quite happy at the speeds you can manage.

Be very grateful if you would be so kind to help me out, I wont be able to pay you anything but I will be happy to eat the flies that land on your bike as we ride around, Mac's one is difficult to get a good snack off as they always get splattered!

Anyway be nice to meet you at some time take care out there when your out, I'm going to leg it back to the Mac Cave & have some lunch got a couple of nice juicy files wrapped up to much down on.

Frank





















Boo!

Frank, welcome to the forum. It's nice to hear from someone from your neck of the woods who makes any sense! Don't believe what Mac tells you mate, when he says his bike will do over 100 he is talking in KMH. You will be quite safe riding with him but you may get a little bored with hanging around car parks.
Anyway good luck Frank, watch out for the birds.

Hi Frank and welcome to the forum You obviously seem right at home on the web......well, you would, wouldn`t you.

Welcome aboard buddy great forum here

hi frank

Quick nurse, get him sedated, the drugs have worn off and he has managed to get to his laptop again

coming to take you away ha ha

hahahahaha welcome frank, have you been munching on some of macs spare rat poison again
i feel sorry for you dude, being stuck in the mac cave having to listern to mac ramble on about his red bike thats slowly turning black
take care frank and good luck getting all 8 knee's down buddy

Welcome Frank, good to meet you the other night. Hopefully the fly situation will improve for you when the weather warms up

To be honest matey, if you're having trouble hanging on to a Red one, I wouldn't even contemplate a Blue one. And as for a Silver, well, no chance.
No, I'd stick with the Red ones if I were you mate, at least you know you can't come to any harm

Hi Frank, welcome on board!!
If it's flies you're after, try a ride on a YELLOW one, they attract F***ing loads of 'em!!

SMITH MEISTER wrote:Hi Frank, welcome on board!!
If it's flies you're after, try a ride on a YELLOW one, they attract F***ing loads of 'em!!

because there that slow the flys can fly faster to catch it lol

Hi and Welcome Frank

Just ask the Orangutan "Right turn clyde"

Welcome Frank. I was told to ask you about my drug habits! Are you from Mars? or is this really Mac in disguise with an imaginary friend

(:-})

cybercarl wrote:Just ask the Orangutan "Right turn clyde"

Welcome Frank. I was told to ask you about my drug habits! Are you from Mars? or is this really Mac in disguise with an imaginary friend

(:-})

All my friends are imaginary Carl, it's cheaper that way, you don't have to buy rounds,birthday cards or xmas prezzies & real ones are always on the ponce!

As for Frank oh he's real all right, I just wish he would clean up all the web's off the keyboard when he's finished looking at the Arachnid Porn.

Oh & AMCQ the drugs wore off years ago Dude!