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scott02464
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Well I've just got home from having the snip....

Got sore knackers, well I think I've still got knackers, I dearnt have a look :(

Anyway more to the point I dont think I'm going to be on the storm for a couple of days :thumbdown:
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I got 4 kids, and I have been thinking about doing the same, but I keep seeing people who have the op put on shitloads of weight, puts me off.

what was the op like anyway?.
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8O fook that :Ball Kick: , my bro in-law had that done, he was a bit sore for the first 2 days..... then it kicked in and the poor bastid was sitting on a rubber ring for the next week! so i sent my mrs in to be done :thumbup: its only a day case for them aswell now with keyhole surgery :biggrin
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StormingHonda wrote:I got 4 kids, and I have been thinking about doing the same, but I keep seeing people who have the op put on shitloads of weight, puts me off.

what was the op like anyway?.
Just keep off the pyes dude and you'll be fine :thumbup:

It took about 10-15 mins mate, you just feel the first needle then that's it really. You feel a bit of tugging but no pain after the needle. The worst part is the waiting!
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Had it done a myself after my last one was born. Went to the local medical centre and sat waiting in reception. The door opens and this 6ft bloke, built like a rugby player, comes "walking" through looking like John Wayne...... 8O It was at this point I thought what the f**k am I doing...... :crazy: ....but to be fair, in my case at least, quick, painless and back to normal activities almost straight away. :thumbup:
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marravtr wrote:8O fook that :Ball Kick: , my bro in-law had that done, he was a bit sore for the first 2 days..... then it kicked in and the poor bastid was sitting on a rubber ring for the next week! so i sent my mrs in to be done :thumbup: its only a day case for them aswell now with keyhole surgery :biggrin
Lol that's how to do it mate, get someone else to do it instead ha!
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marravtr wrote:8O fook that :Ball Kick: , my bro in-law had that done, he was a bit sore for the first 2 days..... then it kicked in and the poor bastid was sitting on a rubber ring for the next week! so i sent my mrs in to be done :thumbup: its only a day case for them aswell now with keyhole surgery :biggrin
top man. that's the way to do it. there's no way i'm having my knackers messed with.
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wombles that, the thought of it alone scares the sh1t out of me. It's bad enough have a caffita inserted :eek2

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I had it done. Really nothing to it.

Did they tell you that when you feel up to it, you should ejaculate at least three times a week. The first might have some blood in it.

After that, it's all good.
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Had the Jaffa chop after my youngest was born, bloody hell that was 23yrs ago!! At the time they did it under a full anesthetic which I think I prefered.
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Bloody hell, we cover some subjects on this forum, won't be long before we have a thread started on IVF or the menopause :lol:

Red, black, purple, blue and some yellow puss....most of the storm colours will visit your ball sack in the next week.

Oh and I was out riding my enduro bike 1 week after I had mine done...wear very tight pants :oops: :lol:
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But where dose it go ?
I have thought about it in the past, but not for long lol
The other half wants me to get it done :-(
I think I'll have to man up and have it done . But where dose it go !!!
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lloydiecbr wrote:But where dose it go ?
I have thought about it in the past, but not for long lol
The other half wants me to get it done :-(
I think I'll have to man up and have it done . But where dose it go !!!
That's something I've always wondered!
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Welcome back to Dr Storms clinic. The semen is absorbed back into the system with no I'll effect. You still ejaculate fluid but it is like Maltesers, it has a less fattening centre!
And for Murv, you still chuck your muck but your cousin don't get up the duff though innit!!
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I had the snip many years ago with no problems.............but bloody hell the reversal years later was really bad, had to have micro-surgery to join the tubes and overnight stay in hospital............and guess what dont get it done on NHS...........can only get it done private. Now this was about 15 years ago and cost £2,000 ........................................just something to think about before you get a snip.
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