low mpg

[tattoo]

went round a mates house on monday to find him stood in the garden holding his fuel tank

"get a bowl mate" he shouted "i'm trying to get the last of this fuel out"

looking through the shed door i picked up the first bowl i could see

"here you go" i said,sliding it under the tank

after a couple of minutes the tank was empty so i carefully put it on the floor in the shed and returned to find out what he was doing

"just some stale fuel" he quipped

after another 10 minutes all hell broke loose in the house,his wife was cursing and swearing and the next thing the dog shot out of the house,it must of been doing 70mph,it was running everywhere,round the front garden,back garden,back into the house then back outside again,after 10 minutes of watching his stupid dog run round like something possessed it suddenly stopped,layed flat on it's back with it's legs in the air

concerned about the dog i ran over to see if it was ok,i gave it a shake but it never moved

"mate there's something wrong here,it's not moving" i shouted

without even a glance up he said "aaarh it's ok,it's probably run out of petrol"

[VTRDark]

Argh for wombles sake you had me going then. I didn't realise I was in the joke section until I got to the end and I thought WTF, looked up and realised it was in jokes.

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[lloydie]

Argh for wombles sake you had me going then. I didn't realise I was in the joke section until I got to the end and I thought WTF, looked up and realised it was in jokes.

(:-})

same here