Crap joke #167

[MacV2]

Two old women are standing at a bus stop.

The first lady asks the other second lady if she believes in the second coming.

The second one replies, "not since our Kev turned 50."

[VTRDark]

I'm sure Kev will appreciate that I'm looking forward to his response as we will get double funny for the price of one.

(:-})

[MacV2]

I'm sure Kev will appreciate that I'm looking forward to his response as we will get double funny for the price of one.

(:-})

Only if he can remember being 50 Carl...

[VTRDark]

Oh yeh I forgot about the alzheimer's.

(:-})

[Kev L]

Mac you git, if only your fingers had been incapacitated during your recent troubles! Only my pity for you and your minion prevents me from responding in a derogatory manner. Due to your mental and physical condition I will only say

[MacV2]

Mac you git, if only your fingers had been incapacitated during your recent troubles! Only my pity for you and your minion prevents me from responding in a derogatory manner. Due to your mental and physical condition I will only say

Thanks Kev, only 2 days 13 hrs to respond...did you forget where you left the PC again ?

[Kev L]

Unlike you, my Hermit type mate, I have other commitments and work, which this week has taken more time than is normal. I have therefore not been able to review this fine forum as regularly as I would like. What with Carl posting every second on such varied topics as the Bristol stool chart through to stone cladding on engine cases and Oak beams supporting fairings (made of thatch obviously!) there has been too much for my poor ageing mind to absorb. I can only apologise for the delayed response to your initial attemp at humour, poor as it was! XXXXXX

[MacV2]

Unlike you, my Hermit type mate, I have other commitments and work, which this week has taken more time than is normal. I have therefore not been able to review this fine forum as regularly as I would like. What with Carl posting every second on such varied topics as the Bristol stool chart through to stone cladding on engine cases and Oak beams supporting fairings (made of thatch obviously!) there has been too much for my poor ageing mind to absorb. I can only apologise for the delayed response to your initial attemp at humour, poor as it was! XXXXXX

Fair enough...except the humour was of an excellent standard as normal & not poor ...

[lloydie]

What's with all the xxxxx kev have you finally came out the closet !! :gay:

[Virt]

What's with all the xxxxx kev have you finally came out the closet !! :gay:

Says the one who is apparently "training me up" or something. Ooh err and with the manly dog too

[lloydie]

Yer but we ain't old like them oap's :-)

[VTRDark]

What's with all the xxxxx kev

Man love.

(:-})

[Kev L]

Bromance xx Don't get jealous Lloydie, I still let you get inside my leathers!!!!!
By the way Loydie age is a relative thing. As old as I may seem to your good self, to Virt you have the same gap. You old git!

[lloydie]

very true

[Virt]

It's not the age gap that makes him an old man. It's the fact he's just older than me