Crap joke #209

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MacV2
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Crap joke #209

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Marty called me today.

"I've just bought one of those cheap barbecues from Tesco." he said, "You cook whatever you want and then throw it away."

"Any good?" I asked.

He said, "No, my bin is full of sausages and I'm 'Kin starving."
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Jamoi
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Re: Crap joke #209

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:lol: I'm buying a bbq after work tomorrow, so will certainly use this one! :thumbup:
Jamie :wave:
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