Marty called me today.
"I've just bought one of those cheap barbecues from Tesco." he said, "You cook whatever you want and then throw it away."
"Any good?" I asked.
He said, "No, my bin is full of sausages and I'm 'Kin starving."
Crap joke #209
Crap joke #209
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...