Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

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Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

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Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
She told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.



Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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Oldie but a goldie :lol: :lol:
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he he :)
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When I read the title I thought it may involve Sheep or Dogs. :roll:

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cybercarl wrote:When I read the title I thought it may involve Sheep or Dogs. :roll:

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Dogs are well known for being Man's best friend. As for sheep...well.. ask Lloydie :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

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99% of all threads start of innocent enough, but at some point they end up about lloydie and sheep.... :eek2
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I know socialising with the lads is more stress free, say what you like , do what you like etc etc

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agentpineapple wrote:99% of all threads start of innocent enough, but at some point they end up about lloydie and sheep.... :eek2
Not my fault tho as I get dragged into it :-)
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lloydie wrote:
agentpineapple wrote:99% of all threads start of innocent enough, but at some point they end up about lloydie and sheep.... :eek2
Not my fault tho as I get dragged into it :-)
those sheep can be very persuasive :lol:
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Irresistible :-)
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I'm still very new to the forum, but I can't help but pick up on the fact Lloydie might have a small amount of affection for sheep...

I'm sure there's a cream for that... :D
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