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Marty walked up to the counter in Marks & Spencer this morning and said to the lady at the counter...










"I bought these from here yesterday and look! There's a little maggot inside."











She said, "Sir, please button up the boxer shorts."
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ba boom tish!!!!!!
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Yep crap very crap .
We all know agent p hasn't seen it in a very long time !!
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That's why he has one of these. :biggrin

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ferk off the lot of ya...... :lol:
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........ :oops:
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agentpineapple wrote:ferk off the lot of ya...... :lol:
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........ :oops:
Now according to your profile your 31, so in 1988 you were 6 correct ?

So that was the last time you saw it ?

Or played with it...?
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MacV2 wrote:
agentpineapple wrote:ferk off the lot of ya...... :lol:
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........ :oops:
Now according to your profile your 31, so in 1988 you were 6 correct ?

So that was the last time you saw it ?

Or played with it...?
mac, why would you assume I would put my correct date of birth down on a public forum.......you sir have FAILED!!!
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agentpineapple wrote:
MacV2 wrote:
agentpineapple wrote:ferk off the lot of ya...... :lol:
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........ :oops:
Now according to your profile your 31, so in 1988 you were 6 correct ?

So that was the last time you saw it ?

Or played with it...?
mac, why would you assume I would put my correct date of birth down on a public forum.......you sir have FAILED!!!
Nah not failed Marty, it says according to & ends with a ? So I'm asking for confirmation not stating. I did think it was wrong...31 ? more like 51...

You still haven't answered the question though... 1988 was 25 years ago, you might not have seen it since then, I do hope you have at least washed it...You could do it by Braille I suppose... :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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