A guy is standing...

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A guy is standing...

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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget.

All thoughout the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy does not get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

''Wow'',comments the midget,''Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!'' Surprised and flattered the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. ''Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,'' says the little fellow, ''but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them.'' Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the mans balls, and says loudly...




















''Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!''
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Lol, classics
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What are you doing man......have you taken leave of your senses.........was the injury from the accident worse than we all thought........I mean, that joke was FUNNY......... :lol: :lol:
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Ha ha ha :thumbup:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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well I was once standing in a urinal beside a gentleman of afro-Caribbean extraction who was very well endowed.
I asked him if there was anything I could do to improve my manhood, perhaps to match him ?
he said that when he was a boy his dad told him to hang a weight on it and let it dangle down his trouserleg.

home I went and had a go

a week or so later I bumped into the guy in the street. he asked how I was getting on ?

"well" I said its started to work :thumbup:

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:lol: classic, I heard jethro tell that one once, it took about 20 mins. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I was in the toilet when Linford Christie came running up to the urinal next to me, whipped his manhood out and had a good gut busting p*ss. "Just made it" he said. I looked over and said "Can you make me one too.....?" :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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