The DVD...

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The DVD...

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Lloydies wife had a face like thunder when he came home from work.


"You left a DVD in the player last night."


"Oh shite," he grimaced, "Please don't tell me the kids turned it on by accident."


"They did. Then I'm the one having to answer all the questions about it." She carried on, "God knows what they are going to blurt out in school."


"I'll talk to them," he said.

















"You better had. They wanted to know why their dad was watching 'Strictly Come Dancing' when all their friends' dads watch porn."
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Re: The DVD...

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Because Sophie Ellis-Bextor is going to be on this year? :wink:

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Virt wrote:Because Sophie Ellis-Bextor is going to be on this year? :wink:

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I disagree..............its her of countdown that we should be looking at.........Rachel Riley :boobs: :wonker:
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