All my life I've been the victim to my cousin's tricks and practical jokes.
So when I saw my opportunity for revenge I took it.
Frightened the life out of the fecker by jumping out on him when he least expected it.
Now the Funeral Director wants to know how I got in the coffin and where I put Uncle Pete.
Crap joke #231
Crap joke #231
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Crap joke #231
Lol I like that one