Crap joke #239

[MacV2]

After a day on the booze yesterday Al decided to streak at a boring football match, reducing his son to tears.



















On the bright side, that's the last time he'll ask him to play Subbuteo.

[Virt]

I don't get it.

And I seriously don't trust this forum (or just you? who knows ) enough to google 'Subbuteo' at work

[Wonky Donkey]

I don't get it.

And I seriously don't trust this forum (or just you? who knows ) enough to google 'Subbuteo' at work

What?! Were you locked in a cupboard for the large majority of your childhood? Are you seriously trying to tell us you've never had the pleasure of flicking small men in tight shorts round the dining room table.. Ooh - hang on, that's not helping is it....

Subbuteo (It's safe to Google - no, really) is what those of us without computers did for fun when we were younger (and not outside pretending our BMX was a motorbike). http://en.subbuteo.com/

But you knew that, right! Right?
MICK..

[Virt]

What?! Were you locked in a cupboard for the large majority of your childhood? Are you seriously trying to tell us you've never had the pleasure of flicking small men in tight shorts round the dining room table.. Ooh - hang on, that's not helping is it....

Subbuteo (It's safe to Google - no, really) is what those of us without computers did for fun when we were younger (and not outside pretending our BMX was a motorbike). http://en.subbuteo.com/

But you knew that, right! Right?
MICK..

I spent my childhood destroying and fixing the family computer (yes, I was that child)

I also spent a lot of time chasing my dog around a field actually.. I don't think I ever accomplished anything in my childhood.

Just clicked the website, I remember adverts for that as a child! I just never got any cause I've never liked football. I remember now, sorry
(it's because I was too cool and played Yu-Gi-Oh! instead)

[Jamoi]

After a day on the booze yesterday Al decided to streak at a boring football match, reducing his son to tears.


















On the bright side, that's the last time he'll ask him to play Subbuteo.

Nothing crap about that!

[AMCQ46]

I am confused,.....I dont have a son

[Jamoi]

I am confused,.....I dont have a son

Hasn't Virt told you? He's pregnant!

[AMCQ46]

I am confused,.....I dont have a son

Hasn't Virt told you? He's pregnant!

as far as I can work out, he is so young he is still a foetus, how can he be having a baby already.........................and how do I know its not yours or lloydies!!!!! I refuse to pay any maintenence for teh sprog of sprog

[Virt]

[MacV2]

I am confused,.....I dont have a son

Yeah my mistake...I new you had Sprogs, but that's about as far as the knowledge went...

I could go back & edit it to reflect that but then your reply would be wrong...

Sorry to confuse you Al, cant you just pretend to have a Son whilst reading the joke...

[MacV2]

I don't get it.

And I seriously don't trust this forum (or just you? who knows ) enough to google 'Subbuteo' at work

Ker-Plunk !

[Jamoi]

how do I know its not yours or lloydies!!!!! I refuse to pay any maintenence for teh sprog of sprog

Please don't drag me on to the Jeremy Kyle show!!

[VTRDark]

He don't know what Ker-Plunk is either. That was before his time too.

(:-})

[Virt]

I know what Ker-Plunk is. That game was infuriating cause I lost every time Played it not 6 months ago actually, I just randomly pick ones to take out. Thinking is hard.

Jamie, you must be one of the few people in Essex who hasn't been on JK. We need to change that

[lloydie]

Pokemon and teletubies generation !
I bet you still watch I-Carly ...


My lot was bat fink danger mouse biker grove and gladiators