"License & Registration please." he told me.
I gave him both.
He said, "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Nope, why?"
"You handed me two empty beer cans."
Obviously this was stolen from a joke site & was originally posted by an American hence the ...License & Registration please...It wouldn't have worked if I'd changed it to the UK version of ''Evening Sir do you know why I've stopped you ?'' Nothing to hand to him then is there ? Still It always gives you the option of getting the ''why are your chips hot'' joke in...Except they don't use a bag anymore...
