serious problem

[mattblackone]

I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my motorbike, when she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her knickers out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the bike that I noticed a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

[AMCQ46]

lol.

I think it can be welded, but on the plus side you got to see some crack

[Miztaziggy]

You can weld the ali if you can get to it I suppose. I had some welded on mine and it was fine. I found a mobile welder from the Yellow Pages and he came out, did the welding and charged me £20. Not bad.

[MacV2]

You can weld the ali if you can get to it I suppose. I had some welded on mine and it was fine. I found a mobile welder from the Yellow Pages and he came out, did the welding and charged me £20. Not bad.

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[AMCQ46]

dont worry mac, I think we are all playing along with the joke.........hell, whats more important, the bike or the wife!!!!!!!

[MacV2]

dont worry mac, I think we are all playing along with the joke.........hell, whats more important, the bike or the wife!!!!!!!

Well the bike of course but then I can say that without fear of retribution from SWMBO as I'm not married.

Only one question re your comment above Al...is the sofa comfy ?

[AMCQ46]

I already have bruised balls

[Virt]

There was a post I saw on the book of face (Facebook for those lacking a few brain cells, Mac ) last night, or the night before, which said something along the lines of;
"Love is that feeling you get when you start to like something as much as your motorcycle"

Seems appropriate to mention here

Other than that, oldie but a goldie
( If only Al could say the same about his hair, silver still holds some value though at least )


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[MacV2]

There was a post I saw on the book of face (Facebook for those lacking a few brain cells, Mac ) last night, or the night before, which said something along the lines of;
"Love is that feeling you get when you start to like something as much as your motorcycle"

Seems appropriate to mention here

Other than that, oldie but a goldie
( If only Al could say the same about his hair, silver still holds some value though at least )


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Bit of an unnecessary dig there Virt...



















Poor Al... he's bruised & battered enough as it is ATM.

[AMCQ46]

dont worry Mac, we all know YMV is about to have to grow some balls of his own when he gets to ride on the track...........I think he is trying to cover his fear by talking himself into a fight so he wont need to ride his bike and let his inner pussy out for all to see

[Virt]

If I have a pussy I assure you that it's staying of your sight. we already know what happens when anything female is posted on here.

Al would have to find me first. And I'm sure running, in his current condition, isn't the most joyous of activities to do


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[Miztaziggy]

Well I assumed it was a joke mixed with some truth.....maybe he did find a crack in his frame, but wanted to make light of telling us all?

[Jamoi]

( If only Al could say the same about his hair, silver still holds some value though at least )


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Yes, not only is Al's silver hair valuable....






























It's the fastest hair colour too!




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[AMCQ46]

but you have nice yellow hair

[Jamoi]

Hahaha but you wouldn't believe how much it slows me down!

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