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I was talking to a man at a party the other day and I asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a kunt doctor."
"Oh really, a Gynaecologist?" I replied.
"No." he said "I'm the doctor at the Houses of Parliament."
Ahhhh the P word...sssssshudder
Crap joke #286
Crap joke #286
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...