Crap joke #286

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MacV2
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Crap joke #286

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WARNING CONTAINS OFFENSIVE WORDS!








DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED...









OK THAT'S THE DISCLAIMER OUT OF THE WAY HEAR WE GO...

















I was talking to a man at a party the other day and I asked him what he did for a living.





"I'm a kunt doctor."





"Oh really, a Gynaecologist?" I replied.














"No." he said "I'm the doctor at the Houses of Parliament."












Ahhhh the P word...sssssshudder
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Crap joke #286

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:lol: :lol:
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