The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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Even Crapper Joke
Even Crapper Joke
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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It will give Mac something to work towards. 
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lloydie
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Re: Even Crapper Joke
Bad so bad
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That wasn't that funny when my neighbours 3 year old boy told it to me a year ago...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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cybercarl wrote:It will give Mac something to work towards.
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My mate was killed when someone threw an equaliser at his head.
It was graphic.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
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An elephant's shadow!
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lloydie
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Indian or African ?cybercarl wrote:What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
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my missus was in a relation-ship with johnny morris before I met her. it did,nt work out though, she was disapointed , she thought he was keeper
(one for the old un,s)
(one for the old un,s)
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.
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bigtwinthing
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that made me chuckle, wow he was an odd un!!! and wombles could them chimps chat eh!!!lumpyv wrote:my missus was in a relation-ship with johnny morris before I met her. it did,nt work out though, she was disapointed , she thought he was keeper
(one for the old un,s)
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Wow Johnny Morris, not there's a blast from past children's TV. 
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bigtwinthing
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it seems the only bugger who wasn't a weirdo!!!cybercarl wrote:Wow Johnny Morris, not there's a blast from past children's TV.
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missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Animal magic that was it.
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That clip with the gorilla made me think, i worked at London Zoo in the 70,s and 1 of the buggers knocked me out with a "Gentle" slap apparently he liked me!!!, bloody strong animals, i used to chop up there fruit and stuff
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!