Punched in the face..

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Jamoi
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Punched in the face..

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Opened my front door this morning & got punched in the face by a 7ft cockroach.


Well, someone did warn me about the nasty bug going round.









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Jamoi wrote:Opened my front door this morning & got punched in the face by a 7ft cockroach.


Well, someone did warn me about the nasty bug going round.



*Please send your hatemail to: jamiecanttelljokes@punchedintheface.com
I've got some spray for that...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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MacV2 wrote:
Jamoi wrote:Opened my front door this morning & got punched in the face by a 7ft cockroach.


Well, someone did warn me about the nasty bug going round.



*Please send your hatemail to: jamiecanttelljokes@punchedintheface.com
I've got some spray for that...
Can I borrow it pls? :)

Look what I've just purchased...

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when you coming home? Mac misses ya.
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bazza696 wrote:when you coming home? Mac misses ya.
He can bloody stay there if he's got Fleas !
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bazza696 wrote:when you coming home? Mac misses ya.
Not sure yet, hopefully after winter! I have to say I don't miss the UK, but I do miss the people I've met in the last couple of years.

How's your man cave coming along? Any news on the red Stormy?
MacV2 wrote:
bazza696 wrote:when you coming home? Mac misses ya.
He can bloody stay there if he's got Fleas !
Luckily I'm not the flea bag, but unluckily for my mates cat he is going to get a flea bomb to his furry feline face very shortly!

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