Who?

[tattoo]

A burglar breaks into a house one night and as he's about to lift the DVD player off it's shelf he hears a voice in the dark say,"Jesus is watching you!". Clearly scared,the burglar freezes and listens intently.After a few minutes he puts the voice down to his imagination and reaches for the DVD player again. "Jesus is watching you! says the voice again.in shock the burglar switches on the torch and shines it round the room to find the source of the voice.The torch beam comes to rest on a parrot in it's cage, "did you say that?" asks the burglar."I did" replied the parrot, "but i'm only trying to warn you" "you warn me?" asks the burglar."and who the hell are you to warn me?" scoffed the burglar, "Moses" replied the parrot, "Moses! what kind of people call their parrot Moses?" asks the burglar
The parrot then squawked,then said,The kind of people who call their Rottweiler,'JESUS''''''''''

[Roly]

Yup giggleworthy

[roasty_duck]

did make me chuckle

[fabiostar]

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